Southgate (euro '96)

Gareth Southgate stood on the spot

Couldn't believe the chance he got

He'd be a hero with one toe punt

But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt

SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME

SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME

SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS

Should he hit to the left

Should he hit to the right

Don't really matter coz he was shite

That's the way our luck goes

Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose

If I score this it'll be a killer

Coz they won't let me at Aston Villa

Didn't take a run up for the kick

Even me mum thinks I'm a prick

DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE

BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY

SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN

WHEREVER WE MAY BE

COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY