Drinking And Driving

Half past 5 I'm in the pub

Six O'clock I'm home for grub

Eight O'clock I'm back to the bar

Sod the walk I'll take the car



Chrous:

Knock it back

And have another one

Drinking and driving is so much fun



In the motor off you go

Not too fast and not too slow

Keep your head and keep your cool

Must avoid that rightful pull



Chrous:

Knock it back

And have another one

Drinking and driving is so much fun



As you meander down the road

Don't forget your highway code

See the spot and take your pick

Out of the car to be sick(blaaaah!)



Come together now



Chrous:

Knock it back

And have another one

Drinking and driving is so much fun