Foreign Girls

This is a song for the ladies of the world
Whoever you are wherever you may be
(except here)

I like foreign girls the best Latinas, Carribean's and Czech's
I'm into Persian's, Japanese and French
Unlike British girls with faults
They're all sluts who like to brawl
Outside these isles i want to love you all

I like foreign girls the best with big ol booties and flat chests
I want to wrap my head inside your legs
Then it's me who'll be the one
Who takes their turn to speak in tongues
Just as long as they don't talk like this
(aw whit man, check the knick a that oot)