No Parking

I've been having a bad, bad day.
Come on won't you put that pad away.
I'm asking you please no,
It isn't right, it isn't fair.
There was no parking anywhere.
I think that hydrant wasn't there!
Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more that my share.
I'm just a poor girl, don't you care?
Hey I'm not wearing underwear!