Scared Song

Hey, I'm a monster
Just came out of the closet
Out of your basement
Out of your faucet
And I'm tired... ha!
Been the blame for all these years
When I think about it I start crying
Big monster tears

Won't you have some coffee, coffee or some tea
Won't you tell me who'll do the scaring without me?

Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!
Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!
Are you sca-a-a-ared? Yes, I'm sca-a-a-ared!
Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!

Well, who scares the burglar when they've stolen all they need?
Who scares the samaritan when they've done all the good deeds?
Who scares the olympian when they've got the gold?
Who scares the rock star with a million copies sold?

Who? Ha!
Who? Ha!
Who? Ha!
Who... ha!

Who scares the PM when there's no opposition?
Who scares the public when there's no one in the position?
Who scares the ruler when everybody leaves?
Who scares the liar when everybody believes?

Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!
Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!
Are you sca-a-a-ared? Yes, I'm sca-a-a-ared!
Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!

Who scares the juggler who knows the tricks?
Who scares the musician who knows all the lyrics?
Who scares the general when all the wars are won?
Who scares the employees when retirement has begun?

Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!
Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!
Are you sca-a-a-ared? Yes, I'm sca-a-a-ared!
Are you scared? Yes, I'm scared!

Hey, I'm a monster
Just came out of the closet
Out of your basement
Out of your faucet
And I'm tired... ha!
Been the blame for all these years
When I think about I start crying
Big monster tears