Magic Toenail

I have a magic toenail
I keep it on my foot
It's always there to rescue me
When someting goes ka-put

It has the cutest cuticle
Free of all disease!
As toenails go it's really quite
Extraordinary

Thank you Thank you
Thank you Magic toe nail

(spoken)
I love my magic toenail;
It's magical and good.
Sometimes I take my toenail to lunch
and give it a sandwich,
because it likes to eat the sandwiches

Thank you Thank you
Thank you magic toenail

I love you magic toenail!