The Grocery Store Song

No! No! I'm not going to the grocery store today.
I'm not gonna'...Stand in line all day at a shopping mall!
Think hard, I gotta' think twice as fast.
Don't know whether my time has come or past.
I can't take much more of this.

No. No. I'm not going to the grocery store today.
I'm not gonna'...Wait in line all day for you.

I went to Luckys one day to get a...
Box of Animal Crackers, but when I got there...
I found that they were all out.
I said, "HEY! Store Manager...You got some more...
Somewhere in the back that you're not telling me about?"...
But she kicked me out the door...Fucking! Skanky! Whore!

No! No! I'm not going to the grocery store today.
I'm not gonna'...Stand in line all day at a shopping mall!
Think hard, I gotta' think twice as fast.
Don't know whether my time has come or past.
I can't take much more of this.

No! No! I'm not going to the...
No! No! I'm not going to the...
No! No! Not going to the grocery store today!

...No way Mom!....I'm not going to the grocery store....