Rocknroll Band

Julie's in a tizzy,
she's got her hands in her shoes
the man she loves, the man she hates
don't know which to choose
she's sticking to the sofa
from her spray-on tan
but me, i've got a rocknroll band

the local cops are astronauts
trying to catch this bastard
they say, he lied and took a bride
up north to alaska
they ain't got any hot tips or leads
but they're doing all they can
but me, i've got a rocknroll band !

(instrumental break)

yeah, the doctors, they're all panicking
'cause they can't do a lick
for all the boys who've gone to war
and they're coming home sick
one's got spots on his liver
one's got holes through his hands
the others got a rocknroll band !

well julie's learning how to
shake the tambourine
her older brother, jake, plays bass
he's seventeen
and me, well i can play guitar
and julie, you can sing and dance
we oughta start a rocknroll band !

yeah, we oughta start a rocknroll band