Boffcop

(Think yer bad)

Margeret Tavish robbed a shop,
this afternoon at 2 oclock,
grabbed the cash and then she drove away.

She was helped by Balamoosh,
but he was crap to tell the truth,
cos he just kept getting in the way.

Then Boffcop came and blew them all away.

Barrymoore just blocked the bog,
when he dropped off a captains log,
the odour could be smelled from miles away.

Chunky Chicken joined him too,
the smell killed at least 42,
catastrophe was brewing up today.

So Boffcop came and blew them all away.

Boffcop you're a hero don't you know?
I think you should batter David Rope.

[Solo]

Bumberg thought that he was bad,
when he went off and shot a lad,
with his new KK Barrel G8.

lollerton supplied the gun,
they both had planned it all along,
they wished they hadn't but it was too late.

Cos Boffcop came and blew them both away,
yeh Boffcop came and blew them all away.
Boffcop came and called one an RJay.