She Blocked Me

[Parody of "She Hates Me" by Puddle Of Mudd"]

Met a girl over the net
Saved our chats on a floppy diskette
It went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued
One night she said "brb"
Waited up for an hour or three
Then I started to realize
She wasn't coming back online

She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
La la la la
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her block list
Then she clicked ok

She told me she was taking a shower
And she'd be back in a half hour
But she pulled one over on me
WTF, OMFG
I was ticked, but not convinced
Had to be sure before my ego was minced
Good thing I'm such a whiz
Signed on with my other name and yup, there she is

She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
La la la la
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her block list
Then she clicked ok

That's my story, as you see
Never trust a woman when she says "brb"
Now it's over, and I'm torn
But I signed her up for beastiality porn

She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
La la la la
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her block list
Then she clicked ok

(La la la la la la la la la la)
Trust
(La la la la la la la la la la)
Trust
(La la la la la la la la la la)
Then she put my screen name on her block list
(La la la la la la la la la la)
She frickin' blocked me