Mrs. Claus

4x (Mrs. Claus has got it going on)
Santa's been looking over his naughty list (naughty list)
And when he gets to me, you know he's gonna be pissed(he'll be pissed)
Cause after he heads out on his yearly trip (yearly trip)
I'll be sneaking off to the pole for a bit (just for a bit)
she'll be waiting for me out there in the northern snow, and I can't wait to get her underneath the mistletoe!
Mrs. Claus has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited all year long,
Santas gonna be busy climbing down chimneys,
And I'll be happy cause I'll be making it with Mrs. Claus
2x (Mrs. Claus has got it going on)
Santa do you remember when I fixed your sleigh?(fixed your sleigh)
Your wife came out, in just her red and white lingere(lingere)
I could tell she liked me and it really showed (really showed)
Or that could have been cause it was 40 below (40 below)
And the elves all know what's going on, but they won't blab,
cause we got color pictures of them all dressed up in drag!
Mrs. Claus has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited all year long,
Santa can't you see all your kids look just like me,
they got my genes because I've been giving it to Mrs. Claus...
(Mrs. Claus has got it going on) she's got it going on (she's all I want and I've waited all year long,) waited all year long,
(Santas gonna be leaving coal under my tree,)
he's so mad because,
I've been doing...
(Mrs. Claus Ho Ho, Ho Ho,) I've been screwing
(Mrs. Claus Ho Ho, Ho Ho) wait a minute
(Mrs. Claus and me, engaged in infidelity)
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Mrs. Claus...