You Fascinate Me So

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head

There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know

You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed

You fascinate me so



I feel like Christopher Columbus when I'm near enough to contemplate

The sweet geography descending from your eyebrow to your toe

The possibilities are more than I can possibly enumerate

That's why you fascinate me so



So sermonize and preach to me

Make your sanctimonious little speech to me

But oh my darling you forgive my inability to concentrate

I think I'm dealing with a powderkeg that's just about to blow

Will the end result deflate me, or will you annihilate me

You fascinate me so



[piano solo]



So sermonize and preach to me

Make your sanctimonious little speech to me

But oh my darling you forgive my inability to concentrate

I think I'm dealing with a powderkeg that's just about to blow

Will the end result deflate me, or will you annihilate me

You aggravate me

You irritate me

You fascinate me so