Diner Ditty

two a.m. and all is well,
we're riding through the center of town,
out for a bite or so we claim it's time for clowning around.

somebody gimme a light, pricks!
john, what ya gonna eat?
i'd love to eat her!
yeah, in your dreams!

waitress struts her body to the table
opens her mouth to offer a drink.
"you can bring over the coffee urn, and a cow,
we'll help ourselves to the cream."

so a few minutes later she comes back to the table,
she's got with her what we call the pot of life.
are ya with me so far?
well i hope so
cause i don't wanna have to repeat myself
it would just take up more time
that i could be sucking coffee down,
and i don't wanna have to be the one
that's gonna fall asleep,
i wanna be awake and get some action
from some cutie queens.

hey man, is that freedom rock?
well, turn it up!

some people seem to think that we're kinda strange,
well excuse us for trying to live our lives.
we don't wanna seem boring or dead.
if ya wanna be a bore, well, hell, that's your prerogative.

ahhhh
ahhhh
ahhhh
ahhhh-choo!

sorry for the boog in your burger.
i really didn't mean to sneeze on your plate.
just wipe it on the guy in the seat right behind you,
don't worry he could always wash his toupee.


ahhhh
ahhhh
ahhhh
ahhhhhhhhhh

it's a diner ditty, diner ditty!
it's a diner ditty, diner ditty!
it's a diner ditty, diner ditty!
it's a diner ditty, diner ditty!