No One Knows You

Do you want coffee or tea?
What did you dream about last night?
About Janet and Jane again.
They sure made a great impression.
I'd like to know what that's about.
Everybody is coming here tonight.
It's been so long since we got together.
You won't believe me but it's true, I got a few new jokes up my sleeve.
Can I try them on you before they come?
And can I tell them about the world war we've been through?
The world was the Hitler and we were the Jews.
I'm so glad that we got through that.
Can I tell them how much I love you?
Can I tell them why you stuck the biscuit up my as?
Can I tell how much I love you?
Can I tell them that no one else in this world...

That no one knows you as good as I do.
No one knows me as good as you do.
No one knows you as good as I do.
No one knows me as good as you do.
Na na na na na.

'Do you want coffee or tea?
I didn't dream at all this last night.
Too tired for Janet and Jane.
And your well- directed jokes didn't come out right.
But who cares because what a night!
So good to see them, so good to see them!
And your well-directed jokes didn't come out right.
But who cares because what a night!
And I said that you should trust Spontaneous, that you should trust Spontaneous.'

No one knows you as good as I do.
No one knows me as good as you do.
No one knows you as good as I do.
No one knows me as good as you do.

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