No Lower Case Kisses

Even if I'm counting the days
Even if I've never even been away
This
Is the way it is
I use a big X when I write you a message
Even if I get your number wrong
Even if I can't spell Lapp sang soo shong
That's the way it's always gonna be
You'll never get a second rate kiss from me

I sign it
With a capital X
Looks a little small so I check
I sign it
With a capital X
There will be no lower case kisses

Back in the old days you could trust your postman
But this would be urgent so I'd send you a telegram
A telegram of X and that's all
But I'd be telling the geezer that I wanted it capital
Here I am texting with both thumbs
Me and the monkeys we would really get along
But enough of those smiley faces
I don't need a figure 8 to say “see you later”

I sign it
With a capital X
Looks a little small so I check
I sign it
With a capital X
There will be no lower case kisses