Insipid Sedentary Girl

All my life I've been waiting for a girl like you. You're no fun, you're the one insipid sedentary girl. You came along and stole my heart and tore my mind in two, I owe the world to you insipid sedentary girl. All my friends curse the day that I fell for you, and sometimes I do too insipid sedentary girl. But they don't know all the things that you and I don't do, they're probably jealous too insipid sedentary. Insipid sedentary girl, baby I love you so. And if what they say is true I'm just too dumb to ever know. Now I sit on the couch and grow old with you, and fat and ugly too insipid sedentary girl. Banality, you and me, and your hamster too, the things I used to do insipid sedentary girl. I haven't been to see my friends in about a year or two, but baby I got you insipid sedentary girl. Sometimes I wish that I could go and do the things they do, but that would anger you insipid sedentary...