The Sexlife Of Flowers

Yes I guess one could say
I am as loenly as can be
I've come to the conclusion
There's no boy or girl for me
Most of the others
In similar druthers so dreary
Would delve into ritualistic effigy
But not me, I'm contemplating celibacy

Now I understand
When Morrissey the man
Unveiled to the world
His virtuous plan

On the sexlife of flowers
A porno to be filmed
In your sadomasochistic hour
On the sexlife of flowers
Adore you oh they will
When you're naked rolling round in flowers
On the sexlife of flowers
Warn you oh I will
That my voodoo lilly really towers
On the sexlife of flowers
A porno to be filmed
In your sadomasochistic hour...

Yes, I guess one could say
Robert Mapplethorpe got it right
He showed slutty stamens
In their hedonistic light
And Patti, she rolled her eyes
But she knew the c-c-connect
Tulips are hot and moist
Tumescient and erect

Now I understand
When Morrissey the man
Unveiled to the world
His virtuous plan

On the sexlife of flowers
A porno to be filmed
In your sadomasochistic hour
On the sexlife of flowers
Adore you oh they will
When you're naked rolling round in flowers
On the sexlife of flowers
Warn you oh I will
That my voodoo lilly really towers
On the sexlife of flowers
A porno to be filmed
In your sadomasochistic hour...

Copyright 2008 Beau Phillips