Squirrels Songtext
Squirrels
All we really are is squirrels
We're being hunted, we are squirrels
We are appealing, we are squirrels
We want to gather nuts
But people splatter our guts
When they're on a country drive
It isn't easy to survive
Back in the other day
I saw a squirrel get blown away
They served him on a dinner tray
They baked him into a souffle
Squirrel season opens up today
If you're a squirrel, run away
I don't know what else I shall say
Please call the ASPCA
They scrape our fur off with a blade
And never bother with first aid
We squirrels really like to play
And we like to catch some rays
Please don't kill us, this we pray
We're cute and harmless anyway
Squirrels (we're not delicious)
Squirrels (we are not raccoons)
Squirrels (don't live in palm trees)
Squirrels (or in your bathroom)
Squirrels
That's all we really are is squirrels
Isn't it fine I am a squirrel
Please help us save us we are squirrels
I wanna whip out my squirrel
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
All we really are is squirrels
We're being hunted, we are squirrels
We are appealing, we are squirrels
We want to gather nuts
But people splatter our guts
When they're on a country drive
It isn't easy to survive
Back in the other day
I saw a squirrel get blown away
They served him on a dinner tray
They baked him into a souffle
Squirrel season opens up today
If you're a squirrel, run away
I don't know what else I shall say
Please call the ASPCA
They scrape our fur off with a blade
And never bother with first aid
We squirrels really like to play
And we like to catch some rays
Please don't kill us, this we pray
We're cute and harmless anyway
Squirrels (we're not delicious)
Squirrels (we are not raccoons)
Squirrels (don't live in palm trees)
Squirrels (or in your bathroom)
Squirrels
That's all we really are is squirrels
Isn't it fine I am a squirrel
Please help us save us we are squirrels
I wanna whip out my squirrel
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels
Squirrels