Toxsikk (skit)

Beanz! Yo, stop playin' with me. I been calling all damn day. What's going on? I been sending you texts, voice mails, emails, DMs. You still ignoring me? You forgot your dog—you know it's a whole dog here. This here ain't even my dog! You gotta—you, you just gon' leave and that's animal cruelty! You just gon' leave your animal like that?

I was tryna, I was tryna come home and surprise you with the new bath towels that I just got. And you gon' leave today. Out of all the days, today's the day I get new towels.

*sigh* You know what? You know what? Know what, never mind. I don't even need this shit! I'm good. It's good. I don't need you, don't hit me back, don't even trip. I'm onto bigger, better things. I'ma, I'ma go ride with shawty at, at, at, at the, at the god damn Whole Foods down the street! She been eyeballin' me every time I'm in there while you playin'.

You, you think this a game? Watch. Watch.

Look, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't really mean that. Baby, please just call me back!