I Fancy Laura Marling

Well I fancy Laura Marling,
But she's only sixteen,
She hasn't even finished her GCSE's,
But her voice is just so sexy,
She plays a mean guitar,
I love the songs she sings so much,
I know them off by heart.

Oh Laura,
Oh Laura,
What am I gonna do?
If only I was ten years younger,
And I wasn't going bald.

Well I fancy Laura Marling,
But she's already got her man,
He's probably in her science class,
Holding her hand,
She's written him ten love songs,
I've only written one,
But if you hear it Laura,
Would you sing along?

Oh Laura,
Oh Laura,
What am I gonna do?
If only I was ten years younger,
And I wasn't going bald.

Well I fancy Laura Marling, yeah,
But so does everyone,
You just wait until her album's out,
And she's at number one,
I'll still be at Nambucca,
Singing to an empty room,
When she wraps up a sold out tour,
Head lining Shepherds Bush.

Oh Laura,
Oh Laura,
What am I gonna do?
If only I was ten years younger,
And I wasn't going bald.