Intro - Skit 1

And here it is
From the fiery depths of hell, welcome to Muthaland
I'm your host, Marcus Sutherburg
Today, we have our contestant... what's your name?

Aha um...my - my name is Bootyholisha

Yeah, whatever bitch
Are you ready to spend twenty four hours on Muthaland
With Bbymutha?

Yes, oh my god, yes
I - I love Bbymutha so much, she's so cool, she's so awesome
I really just love her so much, she's so - she's just so powerful
And just so inspiring and I just really - just would
I think I can handle being in Muthaland

Yeah, yeah, whatever bitch, put this in your mouth
Now, say ah - ah - ah - ahhh - ah, alright - alright