If I Had A Million Dollars

WellI'd buy you a house(I would buy you a house)If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)I'd buy you furniture for your house(Maybe a nice chesterfield oran ottoman)If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)Well I'd buy you a K-Car(a nice Reliant automobile)If I had a million dollars I'd buy your loveIf I had a million dollars I'd built a tree fort in our yardIf I had a million dollars You could help it wouldn't be thathardIf I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a fridge in theresomewhere(We could go up there whenever we wanted.We could get somethingto eat maybe)If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)I'd buy you a fur coat(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)I'd buy you an exotic pet(Yep like a lama or an emu)If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)I'd buy you John Merricks remains(All them crazy elephant bones)If I had a million dollars I'd buy your loveIf I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars We'd take a limousine cause it costsmoreIf I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner(But we would.But of course we would,it's a very tasty treat forthe whole family)If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)I'd buy you a green dress(but not a real green dress that's cruel)If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)I'd buy you some art(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)If I had a million dollars(If I had a million dollars)I'd buy you a monkey(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)If I had a million dollars I'd buy your loveIf I had a million dollarsIf I had a million dollarsIf I had a million dollarsIf I had a million dollarsIf I had a million dollarsI'd be rich