Dock Ellis

All in black, a Pirate player
You sure made the press upset
You just told 'em where it's at
P for Pride stood on your cap

Take a trip one summers day
Don't forget, you have to play
Padres knew the no-no ball
Scared the fuck out of 'em all

Watch his wrist as it snaps back
The ball is gone in a flash

Ooh, Dock Ellis
Ooh, Dock Ellis
Ooh, Dock Ellis
Ooh, Dock Ellis

All the Reds came up to bat
You hit 'em hard, you laid them flat
Next was Pete, he smiled at you
You hit him, too, he rolled it back

Watch his wrist as it snaps back
The ball is gone in a flash

Ooh, Dock Ellis
Ooh, Dock Ellis
Ooh, Dock Ellis
Ooh, Dock Ellis