Too Handsome To Be Homeless

We are not cruel, hah, we are not crazy,

we steal cars because we're lazy.

We are not risky, we are not bad,

we burn down houses to make us sad.



I'm too handsome to be homeless. I'm too handsome to be homeless.

I'm too handsome to be homeless. I'm too handsome to be homeless.



We are not famous, we are not known.

We break into hotels just to feel at home.

We cannot read and we cannot write.

We make out in cars then we set them alight.



I'm too handsome to be homeless. I'm too handsome to be homeless.

I'm too handsome to be homeless. I'm too handsome to be homeless.



We die for pleasure, we kill for fun.

We'll give you children but we won't make you come.

We kiss your wives and hug your sons.

Corkscrew your fingers around our no no good good tongues.



I'm too handsome to be homeless. I'm too handsome to be homeless.

I'm too handsome to be homeless. I'm too handsome to be homeless.

I'm too handsome to be homeless. I'm too handsome to be homeless, too handsome to be homeless.

I'm too handsome to be homeless, too spineless to be homeless.

I'm too handsome to be homeless. I'm too handsome to be homeless, too handsome to be ugly.

I'm too handsome to be homeless, too handsome to be homeless.