Darkened Basement

Matt's the man
He's got a plan
Matt's the man
With a purple crayon
Matt's the man
He's got a plan
He'll take out Dan
With a frying pan

Don't go in that darkened basement
Don't go near that darkened basement
There's monsters in that darkened basement
They'll eat you alive

Matt's the man
He's got a band
He's got a band
'Cause he's better than stan
Matt's the man
He's got a band
He's got a band
With a lot of fans

Don't go in that darkened basement
Don't go near that darkened basement
There's monsters in that darkened basement
They'll eat you alive

(does anybody have a lozenge? lozenge?)

Matt's the man
He's got a plan
Matt's the man
With a purple crayon
Matt's the man
He's got a band
He's got a band
With a lot of fans

Don't go in that darkened basement
Don't go near that darkened basement
There's monsters in that darkened basement
They'll eat you alive