Old Skater Boy Songtext

He was an old man, she was old too
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He did ice skating,she liked to play bowls
and had a complex about his tight ice rink clothes
He wanted her, he was a perv
there was a feeling ice skating couldnt serve
But old ladys friends played bolws on the grass
they hated his tight suit showing off his wrinkly ass
He was an old skater boy, she said drop the coustume boy
old men dont look good in tights
she was into bowls but her heart was stole
surely her request about the lycra was right
five years from now, she sits at the home
a nurse feeding her apple sauce
she turns on tv
guess who she sees
ice skater man on euro sport TV
she calles her bolws pal, they bitch behind skaters back
she gets over excited almost has a heart attack
she waits out side, "the old nursing home"
with eggs and some flour to be thrown
He was an old skater boy,she said drop the costume boy
men dont look good in tights
lycra isnt cool
he looks like a fool
now he's on TV, but shes was right
okay it was really quite mean
he was only fufilling his dream
but I'm with the old skater boy, he still wears the coustume though
yeah its embarassing
but theres one good thing
remember hes very old
ice skating pays pretty damn well