Joe Is A Remedial

I went to school, but I dropped out
When I got home, my Mum did shout
'You're a Remo
Woah-oh-oh, a Remo'

I quit my job, what a rut
My Dad told me to grow up
Cus I'm a Remo
Woah-oh-oh, a Remo

Everybody says I'm backwards
And you know they could be right
But ??? says I'll be OK
As long as I can jerk off all day
Now everything is gonna be alright

Woah-oh
Cus I'm a Remo
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Cus I'm a Remo
So I'll never be like you

Everybody says I'm backwards
And you know they could be wrong
But I don't care what they say
I'm gonna go out anyway
With my stupid friends all singing Griswalds songs

Cus I'm a Remo
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Cus I'm a Remo
So I'll never be like you
Cus I'm a Remo
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Cus I'm a Remo
So I'll never be like you

I went to school, but I dropped out
When I got home, my Mum did shout
'You're a Remo
Woah-oh-oh, a Remo'