Hooker

This ain't 1940, I got a hard job too
And I don't need three more as soon as I come home to you
Hell yeah, these hands can do a lot, but I've only got two
And honey, there's just so much that one person can do

Hooker, nanny or maid
It seems like that's all you want these days
But the only way I'll be all of those is if I'm getting paid
Right now, you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid

Making love's high up on my list of things to do
But dirty dishes and a Swiffer sure don't put me in the mood
You know you mean the world to me, my love for you won't change
But would it kill you to fold some laundry while you watch that football game? Oh

Hooker, nanny or maid
It seems like that's all you want these days
But the only way I'll be all of those is if I'm getting paid
Right now, you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid

If you wanna turn me on, just turn that TV off
Make a little right from wrong, yeah, you know what I want
So come on, make it easier, just meet me halfway
And take a little off my plate

And rinse it off while you're at it

Hooker, nanny or maid
Is that really all you want these days? Well
The only way I'll be all of those is if I'm getting paid
And I know you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid

So go get a hooker, try out a nanny
Hell, I'll pay for the maid