Merry Christmas, Not Xmas

if you're feeling sour, and you're cowering in your room
making a list of things you hate and the things you hate to do
like deck the hall with bells of holly, and trim the christmas tree
let me pour you a cup of tall eggnog with extra whiskey

why the restless face, it's the holidays
we're not jolly, don't wanna be jolly
in our selfish ways, happy holiday
give me my present, i want my present

maybe you should open your window for the view
fresh snow outside beckons all, your holiday dreams come true
listen to the angel who is whispering in your ears
tis the season to be jolly, so deck the hall with cheer

why the restless face, it's the holidays
we're not jolly, don't wanna be jolly
in our selfish ways, happy holiday
give me my present, i want my present