Biggest Little Prick In The Union

I removed my foreskin to interfere with procedure
I tied one end of the rope to the tip of my prick
And the other to the exhaust of my girlfriend's car
“Hey,” I said, “put the peddle to the metal”
My girlfriend said I should unionize my dick
And all you women must pay dues
Get a lick
Now that I've improved the 1st step of the procedure
I've got a messy, messy, messy girlfriend
And I've got to wrap duct tape around my cock just to keep it together