As Close As Your Girlfriend Is Far Away

oh baby I have got a magic trick that I'd like to perform for you
and ever time I whisper in your ear you'll know it's true
don't believe a word I've ever said to you

having said what I just said it's your turn to say you wanted to
cause all along I knew that we would blossom into deux
in the back of my mind I'm in bed with you

don't tell me no now honey,
I need you more than maybe
you call it love but pressure calls it lust
I don't think you really care that much

what can I say, I feel it's something that I just had to do
imagine the worst and it's probably coming true
I will do my best to ensure all is ruined

don't tell me no now honey,
I need you more than maybe
you call it love but pressure calls it lust
I don't think you really care that much

I'm not with you, now I'm with you
I'm not leaving, now I'm leaving you
I'm not with you, now I'm with you, I'm so confused
I'm not leaving, now I'm leaving you

I hope you know that I'm as close as your girlfriend is far away
and I have every intention of getting in the way
well, that's just how the game is played these days

too bad for you pricks like me, well they come and go everday
they wreck your fucking life and fuck your wife then run away
till the day I die I'll always stay that way