Elvis

Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of
Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails'
That's what little boys are made of
Life's no fairy tale
Life's no fairy tale
Life's no fairy tale
No life's no fairy tale

Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep
She doesn't know where to find them
Little Jack Horner sat in his corner
Eating his Christmas pie

Life's no fairy tale
Life's no fairy tale
Life's no fairy tale
No life's no fairy tale

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Wee Willie Winky runs through the town
With his candlestick and his nightgown down

Life's no fairy tale
Life's no fairy tale
Life's no fairy tale
No life's no fairy tale

But Elvis
Elvis doesn't do anything
Because he's dead!