That's Why I Always Whack One Off To "Lost"

When i tuned in to channel 4 in the year of 2005,
I must admit I was fit for oceanic flight 815,
But as jack ran from the jungle to beach,
An important message I must teach
You really can't not whack one off to Lost.

(Chorus)
Cus from the swan to the flame,
Even in the looking glass i feel no shame,
And thats why i always whack one off to Lost.

With Kate and Sayed, Micheal and his black kid,
I never have felt quite so aroused,
So when Juliet told Ben what to get,
I simply had to put out my passion that caused.

(Chorus)
Cus from the swan to the flame,
Even in the looking glass i feel no shame,
And thats why i always whack one off to Lost.

Plot lines are never easy to follow,
But the cast in it leave me genitals hollow,
And thats why i always whack one off to Lost
Yes thats why i always whack one off to Lost