Cart Pusher Anthem

C G F C.....
My life is pretty simple I push carts
Other than that there is nothing
And nothing isn't that hard
Am C F C
I don't push to many because my back will start to hurt
At the end of the day and I still want to work.
C Am
It's a small price to love your job
C F C
My god I love to push those carts


C G F C....
There are a lot of women that come through here
Every single day
I always stare at their ass when they look the other way
When I stop and stare and think one thing
C G F C...
I'm going to make love to her until she sings
Oh shit she is only sixteen
That's how we cart guys think
My god I love to do cart guy things
I love this job and love to sing

Am C F C C G F C
You figure by now I'd be sick of this
Some days I am and I want to quit
But when I look at the sun set on the west lot
Am C
All my bad feelings are lost
Am C
I want to work until I die
C G F C
I always want to be a cart guy

C G F C C G F C
So if you're listening and you want my job
You should know it's tough
And you'll have to work hard
You get treated like shit
And you have to ask a supervisor to piss
But you have your cart brothers and that's all you need
Mine were Gay Matt, Chris Big Mac, Zeke Brian and Weslie
Am C F C
And once the sun sets in the west lot
All you're bad feelings will be lost
C G F
You'll want to work until you die
You will always want to be a cart guy
Goodbye