Southern Gospel

We got double wides and single mamas
Back-pew gossip and beauty-shop drama
Groceries at the Dollar Tree
Two buck, truck stop Orange Crush ICEE

Saints and sinners
Swimming in above-ground pools
Losers and winners
Following the golden rules

It's inside voices and outside dogs
Bless your heart, y'all get along
Mind your biscuits, pass the gravy
Watch your mouth and watch those babies
Pyrex potlucks in the barn
F1s broke down in the yard
Red dirt, red words, redneck role models
All baptized by the southern gospel
The southern gospel

Here's the church, here's the steeple
Inside you'll find all of my people
Sunday-school teacher, the parking-lot smoker
The six-weeks pregnant and the six-weeks sober

Sisters and brothers
Stealing each other's cables
Breaking bread and butter
Folded hands at a fold-out table

It's inside voices and outside dogs
Bless your heart, y'all get along
Mind your biscuits, pass the gravy
Watch your mouth and watch those babies
Pyrex potlucks in the barn
F1s broke down in the yard
Red dirt, red words, redneck role models
All baptized by the southern gospel
All baptized by the southern gospel

Hey
Can I get an amen?
Amen
Can I get "Hey, howdy"?
Hey, howdy
Can I hear a hallelujah?
Hallelujah
Can we get a little rowdy?
Hey

It's inside voices and outside dogs
Outside dogs
Bless your heart, y'all get along
Get along
Mind your biscuits, pass the gravy
Watch your mouth and watch those babies
Pyrex potlucks in the barn
F1s broke down in the yard
Red dirt, red words, redneck role models
All baptized by the southern gospel

Amen
Can I get "Hey, howdy"?
Hey, howdy
Can I hear a hallelujah?
Hallelujah
All baptized by the southern gospel
The southern gospel