Drag Racing The Devil

I was sitting at a red light|I was waiting for a green lightUp pulls this El Dorado with platesthat said "diablo"With a guy, looked like an undertakerSmile on his face, leaned out the windowand said:"Hey Hayseed, you wanna race?"Will I had nothing better to do since my babygave me that big F.U.So I said "All right buddy, right back in your face.I'll race you to the end of the world just tellme - what are the stakes?"He rolled his back window down, I sawsomething big and brownIt was a big ol' Rottweiler stuck his headout to look aroundAnd I knew who I was racing, the light turnedgreen I punched that hammer downI got about a quarter mile I looked to my leftand I saw him smileHe was all ov