Canada

(Feat Alison Osenga)

You and I are falling in love
it's the same old story
as everyone else
Oh Canada
is showing me how it's done

My trains need to run on time
the Queen should be on my dime
I should speak French, the language of love
and still use English to get things done
I need to be more like Canada

We should play hockey, eh?
care about Dave Coulier
be my Alanis, say it's ironic
when things go bad
I think i'm chronically
addicted to my Canada

you could be my Geddy Lee
I'm not a hoser, will you dance with me?
I'll be your mountie, you'll be my tuque
we can eat timbits until we both...
yaks are everywhere in Canada

Your eyes are the truest blue
entrancing like some strange brew
like the clear waters in the arms of
the snowy capped mountains of British Columbia
darling it's you
you could be my Malibu
let's get poutine for two
I'm in love with you, my Canada