Ball...Yes!

Umpire!
Fifty!
If you don't mind!
Give it!
One, two, one-two-three-four!
You're going hard, you're playing fair
You grease your legs, protect your hair
Don't half pass in the back line
Gotta put in before half-time

Ball! Yes!

Run in twos,
We run in threes!
Kick long with the breeze
Play in front, pass from behind
Everybody's got to pantomime

Ball! Yes!

Drop the shoulder, elbow it out
If in trouble, go over the top
Don't drop-kick on a wet day
If you come off you better not play

Ball! Yes!

Yes, yes, yep, yeah!

You're going hard, you're playing fair
Grease your legs, protect your hair
Don't half pass in the back line
You gotta put in before half-time