Do I Look Divorced?

Just before marriage I wore a rope necklace andbarked at the moon. My eggs were in great shape but I was crucified and heard squeals of a pig, buttered my eggs and dropped them in sausage pants.
I went to bed in myboots and when I woke I was stuck in bible (no) class. We were there to perform some amateur surgery on?
?Half-Hog Abortion Island.
Asses just hung out and then I saw missing meat loafmeal memories. Asses just hung outand then I sawbroken baby bottles hadfallen on out.Manual?s pages werestuck together.I had a Thick bulge and I wore leather.