I Sent My Therapist To Therapy

He said
"Take a seat over there, on the chair by the couch
Tell me what you've been thinking about
There's nothing you can say that's out of bounds
You can trust me, swear I'm here for you now"
I've heard it all before, he took out his pen
But, as he wrote down each, each thing that I said

Oh, well the mood just changed
Started acting strange
This was our next exchange

He said
"I'll tell you what, I'm sorry but I don't think I can be
Of any help, think I need help now" is what he said to me
Might even need it more than me now, oh, the irony
I'm so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy
"I'll tell you what, I'm sorry but I thought I'd never see
A case as bad as yours, don't think I have a remedy"
Think he needs help now, oh, the irony
I'm so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy
(Therapy, therapy)

As I got up from the chair where I sat by the couch
He said to me "Could you sit back down?"
And I could see as I turned around
He really needed someone that he could talk to now
He said "Thought that I'd seen it all, turns out I was wrong
Wish I could help you out, you'll have to be strong"

Oh, well the mood just changed
Started acting strange
This was our next exchange

He said
"I'll tell you what, I'm sorry but I don't think I can be
Of any help, think I need help now" is what he said to me
Might even need it more than me now, oh, the irony
I'm so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy
"I'll tell you what, I'm sorry but I thought I'd never see
A case as bad as yours, don't think I have a remedy"
Think he needs help now, oh, the irony
I'm so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy

I'm so messed up, I'm so messed up, I'm so messed up
I'm so messed up, I'm so messed up, I'm so messed up now
I'm so messed up, can't you see?
I'm so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy

I went out yesterday to get food from the store
I ran into the man from before
Right by the exit door
He stopped me to talk
Said that he wants to go and look for some help
A funny thing happened and I said to tell

Oh, and the story is, mm
My doctor found a doctor and his doctor told him
(Told him, told him)

"I'll tell you what, I'm sorry but I don't think I can be
Of any help, think I need help now" is what he said to me
Might even need it more than me now, oh, the irony
I'm so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy
"I'll tell you what, I'm sorry but I thought I'd never see
A case as bad as yours, don't think I have a remedy"
Think he needs help now, oh, the irony
I'm so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy