[analogue bubblebath vol 3.1 12" - #5]

"Yeah this is that rather high rate of sampling.
I think thats it picking up an awful lot of shit though.

Can you smell that shit?

[Yes I can actually, yes I can]

I can yes, I can smell an awful lot of shit there. And a lot of faeces as well, there's a lot of shit smothered on the microphone I think that could be the main drawback actually

Yeah this is that rather high rate of sampling.
I think thats it picking up an awful lot of shit though.

Can you smell that shit?

[Yes I can actually, yes I can]

I can yes, I can smell an awful lot of shit there. And a lot of faeces as well, there's a lot of shit smothered on the microphone I think that could be the main drawback actually, I mean don't you think.

[Well I don't know quite where the shit was (drowned out by...)]

John is an ugly bastard yeah.

[wait I'm not]

Yes, we are now sampling at 18 kilohertz which is half the last frequency, do you feel half the size you were last time?

[well.. I don't actually, but um, I was quite impressed with the last one]

Yes there's not enough cunts on the last one, not enough smelly cunts [laughter]

There's a, lot of um.

[Fanny flaps]

Yeah, a lot of fanny flaps and um, John, well like I said before is a lump of shit, and he smells like cat shit or more like dog shit wouldn't you say?

[Oh, that's quite complimentary, that is, quite complimentary]

Yes but um, John has been arrested for eating dog shit off the school [laughter]

When he was a little boy, he was done for eating dog shit off the school playing fields.

[and they're like "I'm going to report you"]"