Car Fascist

It's midnight and I'm ready to go home
But you say why not go with you
There's just some stops you have to make
There's just some folks you need to say some goodbyes to

And now I won't get home 'til two
And that's a fine how-do-you-do

You are a car fascist
You'll take me home, but first
We'll go where you want to go
When I'd've just as soon taken a cab
And I'd've just as soon walked

And your favors
Aren't really favors
So fuck off

If I'd've set out when I wanted
I'd've gotten home well before one A.M.
I would've walked off several drinks
But now instead it seems I'm having more of them

And I might not get home again
And that's a fine how-do-you-do

You are a car fascist
You'll take me home, but first
We'll go where you want to go
When I'd've just as soon taken a cab
And I'd've just as soon walked

And your favors
Aren't really favors
So fuck off

I don't mean to be a dickhead
But you pretty much insisted
I'm not getting any prettier
While you just prattle on
And I'm just sitting here
Who are we kidding here?
And that's a fine how-do-you-do

You are a car fascist
You'll take me home, but first
We'll go where you want to go
When I'd've just as soon taken a cab
And I'd've just as soon walked

And your favors
Aren't really favors
So fuck off