Why Is Eric So Cool?

Prematuring can be an advantage,
it can make you an asshole too,
facial hair when your seven
whoa-O, Eric you're so cool.
Nice 'till puberty,
cruelty to you and me,
gods gift to women?
Don't make me sick, oh Eric you're so cool.
What makes Eric so cool?
His thick headed-ness (YEAH)
why is Eric so cool?
cuz he thinks he's better than us? (YEAH)
Does anybody know?
Does anybody know?
Why is eric so cool?