- I: Dumbshow Songtext
- II. Coronation Street Songtext
- II: Coronation Street Songtext
- III. And the Party Was MY Idea Songtext
- III: And the Party Was My Idea Songtext
- IV. Sorry to Bother You Again, But... Songtext
- IV: Sorry to Bother You Again, But... Songtext
- IX. When Will You Collect Your Boxes? Songtext
- IX: When Will You Collect Your Boxes? Songtext
- V. You People Are Idiots Songtext
- V: You People Are Idiots Songtext
- VI. Scenes After a Hard Day's Work Songtext
- VI: Scenes After a Hard Day's Work Songtext
- VII. Reading Old Diary Entries Songtext
- VII: Reading Old Diary Entries Songtext
- VIII. Ascending and...Ascending Songtext
- VIII: Ascending And...Ascending Songtext
- X. She Sounded Friendly When She Called Songtext
- X: She Sounded Friendly When She Called Songtext
- XI. I'm Not Entirely Clear How I Ended Up Like This Songtext