- Billy Mays (don't Move Here, "it's A Trap!") Songtext
- Courtney Taylor Taylor (how Sexy Is Your Soul?) Songtext
- Dov Charney (neon Cotton Wormhole) Songtext
- Glenn Beck (baby Blood Theft) Songtext
- John Steinbeck (get Off My Phone!!) Songtext
- Karl Marx (a Brief Science Of History) Songtext
- L. Ron Hubbard (we Did One Of These At The Mall) Songtext
- Marty Anderson (guitar Hero Material) Songtext
- Michael Jackson (no.. We're Serious) Songtext
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman (it's The Wonder Of Nature Baby!) Songtext
- Steve Jobs (all Is Fun Until Someone Gets Stabbed) Songtext
- Ted Haggard (the Future Isn't Knocking At Your Door. It's Pounding...) Songtext
- Tony West Songtext
- Tre Arrow (thanks For Smoking All My Weed... You Dick.) Songtext
- Yasir Arafat (spidering Deep Into The Night) Songtext